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Rubbish Made Up Dance Music Jokes
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2012-01-24, 01:39:20
Post: #51
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Why did daft punk have a power outage?
They had a short circuit. What do you get if you cross a tin opener with a grenade? Canblaster. What do you call a woman whose period is deep red? Fake Blood. How does Eats Everything chat up a lady when he's ill? He asks them to suck the pain away. |
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2012-01-24, 14:40:40
Post: #52
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Why was is so difficult to get one half of ZZT off of the trampoline?
Because bouncing is what Tiga does best. |
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2012-01-24, 15:28:26
Post: #53
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(2012-01-24 14:40:40)SpunkyBackpack Wrote: Why was is so difficult to get one half of ZZT off of the trampoline? Yess haha My music - http://www.soundcloud.com/flashlights My blog - http://flashlightsuk.tumblr.com/ My twitter - https://twitter.com/#!/FlashLightsuk |
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2012-01-24, 20:13:04
Post: #54
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(2012-01-24 01:39:20)supa_crush Wrote: How does Peaches chat up a lad when she's ill? Fixed. "I really hate site MySpace - I am lorem ipsum dolor naf naf naf fan naf nif" http://www.attackyourselfmusic.com/ http://welovegrouphug.tumblr.com/ |
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2012-01-24, 22:09:02
Post: #55
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did you hear about the dyslexic rave?
the cops raided it and found a thousand F's! ? |
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2012-01-26, 11:18:49
Post: #56
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2012-01-26, 21:58:58
Post: #57
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Which DJ can never get a virus?
Annie Mac |
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2012-01-27, 15:24:16
Post: #58
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(2012-01-26 21:58:58)BillieT Wrote: Which DJ can never get a virus? orrrrr..... How do DJs keep their shins dry? |
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2012-01-27, 16:13:03
Post: #59
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2012-01-28, 15:47:01
Post: #60
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What do you call the menu screen on a German techno producer's video game?
The Modeselektor. "I really hate site MySpace - I am lorem ipsum dolor naf naf naf fan naf nif" http://www.attackyourselfmusic.com/ http://welovegrouphug.tumblr.com/ |
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2012-02-14, 18:05:19
Post: #61
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What do you get when you ask for a coffee at Green Velvet's house?
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2012-02-16, 04:18:30
Post: #62
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(2012-02-14 18:05:19)John Thorp Wrote: What do you get when you ask for a coffee at Green Velvet's house? AMAZING. To be fair, you'd find it hard to outwit gravel -SSD o Twit Twoo o Soundcloud ^ New side project of mine ^ |
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2012-02-18, 23:45:15
Post: #63
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laughed so hard at the green velvet one. this imagination is too good
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Grønland/...20?sk=wall Like us on Facebook! http://soundcloud.com/gr-nland Hear and follow us on soundcloud! |
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2012-02-20, 18:29:32
Post: #64
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What do Swamp 81 eat their soup with?
A Chunky Loefah bread |
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2012-02-22, 06:52:18
Post: #65
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lol@a few :D
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2012-02-22, 20:49:51
Post: #66
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What's the most popular new method of contraception in house music?
The Maya Jane Coil. |
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2012-02-23, 00:54:16
Post: #67
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(2012-02-14 18:05:19)John Thorp Wrote: What do you get when you ask for a coffee at Green Velvet's house? Laughed way too hard at this one. Brilliant! |
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2012-02-23, 01:03:30
Post: #68
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my sarcasm detector is really struggling with this thread
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2012-02-23, 05:21:32
Post: #69
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yeah, the perculator one is weak. that's what it means. it's what he's talking about in the song...
#BrodinskiUnofficialTwitterFanClub |
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2012-02-23, 14:00:37
Post: #70
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Yeah, even I didn't expect the Percolator one to be such an outright hit with Chunky Loefah Bread knocking about inches below.
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2012-07-24, 23:17:43
Post: #71
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What is House of Pain's favourite part of a knitting contest?
the Jumper round!! |
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2012-07-25, 05:33:23
Post: #72
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Knock Knock.
Who's There? Joy Orbison and Riton. "I really hate site MySpace - I am lorem ipsum dolor naf naf naf fan naf nif" http://www.attackyourselfmusic.com/ http://welovegrouphug.tumblr.com/ |
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2012-07-25, 08:26:56
Post: #73
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How many audio engineers does it take to change a lightbulb.....
Two. One to tell the other engineer to do it and the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?" To be fair, you'd find it hard to outwit gravel -SSD o Twit Twoo o Soundcloud ^ New side project of mine ^ |
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2012-07-25, 10:28:10
Post: #74
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What's the name of the car in which everybody talks rubbish?
The Bla Van |
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2012-07-25, 20:42:28
Post: #75
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What is Rory's favorite manufacturer for audio engines?
philipps. badum tss https://www.facebook.com/pages/Grønland/...20?sk=wall Like us on Facebook! http://soundcloud.com/gr-nland Hear and follow us on soundcloud! |
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