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DiscoMikael · 2009-01-16, 15:28:33

dale_fromage Wrote:I have come across dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content:

"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

"No, your fellow countryman doesn’t like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"

"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"

"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football"

"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"

"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th"

"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours"

"Hughes"

"Ex Blackburn boss"

"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"

"No, Blackburn......Black..... Burn"

"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

"He once scored a good goal against Spain"

"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"

"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks"

"yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local"

"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not"

"Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"

"Blue"

"yes, definitely blue, always has been"

"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"

"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"

"erm, 1976 I think"

"it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"

"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."

"yes, I realise that but....."

"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"

"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future"

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

"yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"

"forget them, they are falling apart"

"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009"

"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"

"Yes she probably is in her 60's"

"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"

"76,000 why?"

"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"

"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?"

"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?"

"NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything"

"well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands"

"EAST!, not Waste"

"You will be adored there"

"No, not there, here I meant"

"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"

"Anderson??? what does he know?"

"Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"

"what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"

"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?................... .........YOU RED B*ST*RD!!!!!"

quality!

wankydave · 2009-01-16, 15:37:04

youspiv Wrote:I'll still argue with anyone that we've got thebest fans, i mean what other team in history has gone down to the 3rd tier of english football and still brought 35,000 to every game week in week out.

Leeds. And i fucking hate leeds so it pains me to say it

edit: didnt realise you said week in week out....but their attendances are still huge

Azza1985 · 2009-01-16, 16:02:07

wankydave Wrote:
youspiv Wrote:I'll still argue with anyone that we've got thebest fans, i mean what other team in history has gone down to the 3rd tier of english football and still brought 35,000 to every game week in week out.
Leeds. And i fucking hate leeds so it pains me to say it

edit: didnt realise you said week in week out....but their attendances are still huge

true...also, when mufc went down to the second division in the 70s they had the highest average home crowd of any team in the country...

plenty of big clubs would have retain huge support if they went down a division or two (Liverpool, Newcastle, Everton etc), but truly 'great' clubs rarely if ever get relegated, especially to the 3rd tier...not having a crack, just sayin...

electrawz · 2009-01-16, 16:07:47

Since when was sporting history about how many people watched you play?

BillieT · 2009-01-16, 16:12:59

I can't for the life of me figure out why Mourinho wants Jenas? He's so inconsistant. Now we're being linked with Crespo? I think by the end of the window we'll be linked with every striker in the world.

Tears For Beers · 2009-01-16, 16:33:05

dale_fromage Wrote:I have come across dialogue between Man City and AC Milan superstar Kaka. Unfortunately I only have the script from the City end but I think it is clear for all as to the total content:

"Hello, is that Kaka? How do you fancy becoming the supply line to Craig Bellamy and Darius Vassell this winter?

"No, your fellow countryman doesn’t like the cold and will be out until mid April - but you will play alongside Stephen Ireland"

"No, Kaka, Ireland is a person not a country"

"yes, I fully appreciate that he is not Ronaldinho, Pirlo or even Beckham but many fans have him in their fantasy football"

"I know you are currently the richest man in Italy but we can double it!"

"erm, well, we have had a bit of a slide recently and we are currently 15th"

"erm, out of 20...... but Mark Hughes once won the double for our neighbours"

"Hughes"

"Ex Blackburn boss"

"Blackburn, Blackburn Rovers"

"No, Blackburn......Black..... Burn"

"HUGHES man, HUGHES!!!"

"He once scored a good goal against Spain"

"No, thats Gerry Armstrong..... anyway, are you coming or not?"

"Usually about two thirds full but if we play a big team its really rocks"

"yes I know, but we dont even have a car park cos all the fans walk to the ground they are so local"

"Relevance? well, I suppose its all they have to brag about whether its true or not"

"Only the one to be fair but its called 'blue moon' you will love it"

"Blue"

"yes, definitely blue, always has been"

"No, no, no, they are in Trafford"

"yes they are, steeped in it in fact but what good is history to you my ambitious friend?"

"erm, 1976 I think"

"it was the er, the er League cup if memory serves me right"

"Well, the plan was to get in the top 4 this season and then....."

"yes, I realise that but....."

"Aston Villa? Whats it got to do with them?"

"Yes, I know but we have been down this history route already"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know about Nottingham Forest?"

"Yes, yes, and Leeds United also made a final but you are missing my point, this is all about the future"

"Give me strength......HUGHES!!!!"

"yes I know he did and he was a legend there but he is a changed man"

"forget them, they are falling apart"

"But all those trophies were won last year! They have won nothing in 2009"

"I have told you.... 1976!!!!"

"How the heck does a Brazilian playing in Italy know that Virginia Wade has won Wimbledon since then?"

"Yes she probably is in her 60's"

"I dont know, probably about 10 league titles, 2 european cups and countless domestic cups what has that got to do with it?"

"76,000 why?"

"yes, every game, even minor cups I suppose, but where is this getting us?"

"Yes, the league cup is considered a minor cup over here why?"

"I know, I know, I know, ok perhaps they won the FA Cup in 1970 or something does it really matter?"

"look, Kaka, we will treble whatever you are on now, buy you a mansion in Alderley Edge and give you a helicopter for your front lawn....are you joining us?"

"NO!, its owned by the council - what has the ground got to do with anything"

"well, officially its the city of manchester stadium but most people call it Eastlands"

"EAST!, not Waste"

"You will be adored there"

"No, not there, here I meant"

"No, thats Old Trafford, I meant adored here at Waste....erm, Eastlands"

"Anderson??? what does he know?"

"Ok I hear what you say, but other than Pride, Ambition, Achievement, History, Passion and a large car park - what can they offer you?"

"what do you mean no credit left in your phone.....I phoned you"

"Hello, Mr Kaka,...... Mr Kaka are you there?................... .........YOU RED B*ST*RD!!!!!"

Eurgh, clearly written by a lame United fan with too much time on his hands, I hate most football based humour, apart from Sol Campbell having AIDS jokes. Haha only kidding... ;)

DiscoMikael · 2009-01-16, 16:38:07

Azza1985 Wrote:
wankydave Wrote:
youspiv Wrote:I'll still argue with anyone that we've got thebest fans, i mean what other team in history has gone down to the 3rd tier of english football and still brought 35,000 to every game week in week out.
Leeds. And i fucking hate leeds so it pains me to say it

edit: didnt realise you said week in week out....but their attendances are still huge
true...also, when mufc went down to the second division in the 70s they had the highest average home crowd of any team in the country...

plenty of big clubs would have retain huge support if they went down a division or two (Liverpool, Newcastle, Everton etc), but truly 'great' clubs rarely if ever get relegated, especially to the 3rd tier...not having a crack, just sayin...

juve?

Azza1985 · 2009-01-16, 17:12:26

DiscoMikael Wrote:
Azza1985 Wrote:
wankydave Wrote:Leeds. And i fucking hate leeds so it pains me to say it

edit: didnt realise you said week in week out....but their attendances are still huge
true...also, when mufc went down to the second division in the 70s they had the highest average home crowd of any team in the country...

plenty of big clubs would have retain huge support if they went down a division or two (Liverpool, Newcastle, Everton etc), but truly 'great' clubs rarely if ever get relegated, especially to the 3rd tier...not having a crack, just sayin...
juve?

haha yeah true didn't think of that.

ok, gross corruption aside my point stands!

youspiv · 2009-01-16, 19:30:15

DiscoMikael Wrote:
Azza1985 Wrote:
wankydave Wrote:Leeds. And i fucking hate leeds so it pains me to say it

edit: didnt realise you said week in week out....but their attendances are still huge
true...also, when mufc went down to the second division in the 70s they had the highest average home crowd of any team in the country...

plenty of big clubs would have retain huge support if they went down a division or two (Liverpool, Newcastle, Everton etc), but truly 'great' clubs rarely if ever get relegated, especially to the 3rd tier...not having a crack, just sayin...
juve?

just us and them then, but we have Moonchester!!

jonnydonmar · 2009-01-19, 17:42:21

Konchesky for goal of the month!

jamdoughnut · 2009-01-19, 17:50:31

jonnydonmar Wrote:Konchesky for goal of the month!

twas a screamer.

but this was better. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-3w8BeQak

think he plays for Bordeaux.

KIRBY · 2009-01-19, 19:19:26

Juve have got shite fans. I've seen us play Inter, Juve and Roma away over the last 10 years; Inter had the best atmosphere by a country mile.

And putting Liverpool in the same bracket as Everton and Newcastle instantly discredits anything else you have to say.

KIRBY · 2009-01-19, 19:41:15

And for the record, there's two 'big' English teams; Liverpool and United. Everyone else pales in comparison, their histories are insignificant. These are the only two clubs that can take an entire stand at fixtures like Blackburn and sell it out. City had it 2/3 full, at best, recently despite being only a few miles down the road and still being in this Arabian honey-moon period!

It's amazing that such a well-supported club as City took less than 2,000 fans to watch their only European triumph.

benjomin · 2009-01-19, 20:28:11

KIRBY Wrote:And for the record, there's two 'big' English teams; Liverpool and United. Everyone else pales in comparison, their histories are insignificant. These are the only two clubs that can take an entire stand at fixtures like Blackburn and sell it out.

ladd, seriously, stop chatting shit.

youspiv · 2009-01-19, 20:32:18

I reckon the reason united and liverpool have so many fans is cos of glory hunters, I mean ivelived in Bristol for 2 n half yrs now and meet just as many united fans here as i do in manc

Theres more city fans in manchester than united i reckon....*awaits angry response*!

Mat Payne · 2009-01-19, 21:06:03

Youspiv is right about the amount of city fans in Manchester.

I've been away with city loads of times and they've always packed out most of the away ends, same with Newcastle fans when I've seen them at Maine road, com, anfield and old trafford.

I'm a Liverpool fan I hate to say it but the atmosphere at anfield has been shite for ages, same with old trafford.

decadence · 2009-01-20, 00:48:30

the wizard from oz ;)

DiscoMikael · 2009-01-20, 00:55:31

celtic fans are awesome :D

molotov · 2009-01-20, 03:19:13

DiscoMikael Wrote:celtic fans are awesome :D

No doubting that, you can feel the intensity of the atmosphere at Parkhead during a European match or an Old Firm match just from watching the TV. I badly wanna see Celtic at Parkhead on a European night.

Osmo · 2009-01-20, 11:12:45

Kaka's going nowhere http://news.bbc.co.uk/go/rss/-/sport1/hi...838966.stm

and Robinho's done a runner http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football...839371.stm

jonnydonmar · 2009-01-20, 11:50:11

molotov Wrote:I badly wanna see Celtic at Parkhead on a European night.

I badly wanna see Celtic at Pittodrie last weekend :D

David D · 2009-01-20, 11:59:34

Azza1985 Wrote:
DiscoMikael Wrote:
Azza1985 Wrote:true...also, when mufc went down to the second division in the 70s they had the highest average home crowd of any team in the country...

plenty of big clubs would have retain huge support if they went down a division or two (Liverpool, Newcastle, Everton etc), but truly 'great' clubs rarely if ever get relegated, especially to the 3rd tier...not having a crack, just sayin...
juve?
haha yeah true didn't think of that.

ok, gross corruption aside my point stands!

Napoli had massive crowds even in Serie C!

& Manchester City really is a joke

jonnydonmar · 2009-01-20, 12:02:20

Re: Man City... Oh well at least it's stopped everyone laughing at Newcastle.

Mat Payne · 2009-01-20, 12:37:51

Re everyone laughing at city, ask any city fan which position they'd rather be in, the one they were in this time ten years ago or the one now?

electrawz · 2009-01-20, 14:18:09

jonnydonmar Wrote:
molotov Wrote:I badly wanna see Celtic at Parkhead on a European night.
I badly wanna see Celtic at Pittodrie last weekend :D

Owwwwwch.