Erol Alkan Official Football Thread

[Niko]

RIDICULOUS!!!

Quote:Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is facing a two-match ban after being charged by the FA for swearing in the win at West Ham.

The only player to be banned for 8 months for missing a drugs test
The only player to be banned for writing an autobiography
The only player to get banned for getting into handbags with a racist groundsman outside of match-time
The only club for whom red cards in friendlies lead to suspension in the league
The only manager who gets banned for saying the ref was not "fair and strong"
The longest ever ban for violent conduct in Premier League history (not that Eric didn't deserve a long ban, but how long would Shearer have got for the same offence? A couple of months I reckon)
The only player to get banned for swearing during a goal celebration

Guess who is this team.